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I'M BORED.
Having said that, I knew there were only two ways to cure my boredom: Make a fun little thread, or paint a happy little tree. I flipped a coin to decide and got heads, so here I am making a fun little thread.
Anyways, I know on Lawolf server, there are plenty of players who, if they weren't there, the server just wouldn't be the same. They help make Lawolf awesome simply by being there, whether it be that they have weird little quirks, something about them is funny, or they're just awesome.
Therefore, I ask everyone to make a short list of people on your server who help give the server more character. Now of course, like many of my threads, this DOES give an opportunity for flame wars to break out. So I ask, please don't name someone and say "his asal is so fail and he's just nubtastic." If there truly IS someone on your server with really low asal, then at least tell them you're gonna post it first....or if they don't visit Flyffworld then just go ahead and post it and make fun of them behind their backs.
So basically don't talk shiz on someone who comes here.
Anyways, here's my
Lawolf celebrities list:
Zeus
Why he made the list: Zeus is Lawolf's resident statue and God. He's well known for going AFK for up to 64 straight hours, and actually holds the world record for AFKing. Zeus can be very useful for those times when someone asks if you're on s1, but you're too lazy to hit 'E'. No worries, just go find Zeus's weekly AFK spot and see if he's there.
Legend has it Zeus went afk after finding out he's too pwnage for this game. But beware; when Zeus finally awakes and takes a step, a third of the population falls over and dies. So yeah, there's more to him than just being a statue; he's also lawolf's God.
BladeKnightBR
Why he made the list: Ever been training and then a giant shows up in the middle of your spawn? Have no fear, BladeKnightBR is here! With the power of a Blade and a Knight fused into the body of a brazilian, no giant stands a chance, and BladeKnightBR uses this exceptional talent to do the world some good. BladeKnightBR is too manly for normal training, and simply levels off giants. His trademark 'JAJAJAJA' attack is said to do over 9000 damage to the giant glaphan. (Ok I made that last part up, I never heard him say jajaja. Dx )
Guild WhiteEagles
Why they made the list: This guild basically won the award for v7 siege perfect attendance, as well as lowest score. Almost every week, whether it be rain or sleet or sun or snow, WhiteEagles made sure to show up to siege, often contributing up to 9 kills to the siege kill total! So thanks to WhiteEagles, we almost always had a guild siege, and even if you were totally failing in siege, you could say "well at least we beat the WhiteEagles!"
Also, after a long absence from v9 til v11, coming back and seeing the WhiteEagles all grown up just touches my heart. T3T It makes me proud to now see them at decent levels, like watching your neighbor's son grow up, then someday sit and reflect on how amazing it's been to watch him become a man over the years. (and wth that sounded like pedobear wrote it but wtf you know what I mean)
Guild Aquarius
Why they made the list: WTF it's a freakin' Ranger cult. Srsly like every Ranger on the server is in this guild...
Guild Mastermage
Why they made the list: WTF another cult! This one's got mages though, usually full INT Psys who love satan + Spirit bomb spam. Still, it's really funny to see two actual class cults in the server.
killerBP
Why he made the list: He's Fonzie.
No srsly he is. Yesterday I was sitting there in the arena, buffing up and minding my own business, when some BJ started shooting me. I'm a somewhat passive person, and really I just always let someone keep hitting me til I die or they stop, then don't actually do anything til I notice they hates me. So I continued buffing and thought "meh I'll just see if prev goes off," and about 4 seconds later, right after my prev goes up, killerBP walks up.
"Wait.....he's cool," said killerBP. Then he did one of those finger snaps and pounded a nearby jukebox with his fist, and the jukebox started playing "Umbrella" by Rihanna, CAUSE THE WORLD HASN'T HEARD THIS SONG ENOUGH YET.
And wouldn't you know it, without even arguing back, the BJ stopped immediately, and left me alone from then on, as two random Ringmaster girls began molesting killerBP.
The Fonz, man....nobody fucks with him.
Pikmario
Why he made the list: Jus' 'cuz.
Whenever he shows up at the arena, it seems like everyone malfunctions. People are programmed to kill elementors on sight, but they're also programmed to instantly love anyone from Illuminati. Hence, when Pik walks in, people start sparking and malfunctioning like crazy, and they attack random people. Finally Pik kills a crowd with windfield, cuz dats how he roooollzzzz, and they turn on him, too. Pik comes back with his 5k HP and 5k windfields and just AOE's whoever he sees, and people continue to go totally apeshit and malfunction.
The result is a Ballroom Blitz, and pretty much the entire arena becomes one GIIIIIAAANT free for all.
Pikmario man....confirmed for brawl... 8O
So there's my list (for now), now let's see yours.
I'm just acknowledging that all it takes is a "hey xc0n's here" on vent, and suddenly the entire lawolf server is in the arena, wanting to kill xc0n.
SEE U IN ARENA LATER OK MEN? gosh can't wait to hit that thing 
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