just as i was about to head down to the local target to pick up that new card i see i cant get the flyff site to open. -.-
should i even bother?
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06-03-2008, 08:02 AM
YES.
AeroStorm, can't you see that this is a trial you must overcome? This is one of those moments where, if you don't take that chance right now, you'll spend the rest of your life regretting it, thinking about how things COULD'VE been had you just made the other choice and gotten off your lazy ass to go to Target.
Can't you see, that this is an important event in your life? Until now, I assume you've always just bugged your dad until he gave you his credit card, and then you've made those easy payments online without having to use your brain. That's how children pay for things. But now AeroStorm, here is your chance. Here is your chance for you to pay for the things you want like a man. You can sit there in that comfy office chair, waiting on the world to arrange it's schedule for you, or you can get up, march down to Target, and pay for one of those prepaird cards with REAL cash, like a REAL man. And then as you're walking out, the clerk smiling at you and thinking about how she just served one of the most masculine men ever to walk the face of this earth, you'll stop in front of that tiny rubber square, staring at that door in defiance. Then, with one powerful step, that door will succumb to your will, and the way to the exit will be open to you, for you are now a MAN.
And last but most important, this is a trial of patience, and knowing how to manage time. Sure you could stay here and wait on Gpotato to fix their god damn site, complaining about it every ten minutes, OR you could manage your time and do something productive, like going to Target. Yes, you will probably still have to wait upon your return, but you can at least look back and say that you managed your time wisely, and didn't waste a moment like a child. And then, with all the experience and knowledge you've gained from your trip to Target, you will be able to sit right back down there in that comfy office chair, and withstand the test of patience.
Then finally, after all of these difficult tests and trials of becoming a man, you will be rewarded. Gpotato will fix their site, and you will be able to reap the rewards of your purchase. You will use YOUR prepaid card that you bought with YOUR hard work, time, and cash given to you by your dad, to buy that nice little Flower Hair Wig that you've so long longed for. Yes, AeroStorm, it will be glorious. You'll march through the streets of Darkon, flowers in your hair, and like the Target clerk, the people of Flyff will watch you go by and think, "There goes the most masculine man to ever log on to Flyff..."
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06-03-2008, 12:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Longknife
YES.
AeroStorm, can't you see that this is a trial you must overcome? This is one of those moments where, if you don't take that chance right now, you'll spend the rest of your life regretting it, thinking about how things COULD'VE been had you just made the other choice and gotten off your lazy ass to go to Target.
Can't you see, that this is an important event in your life? Until now, I assume you've always just bugged your dad until he gave you his credit card, and then you've made those easy payments online without having to use your brain. That's how children pay for things. But now AeroStorm, here is your chance. Here is your chance for you to pay for the things you want like a man.
You can sit there in that comfy office chair, waiting on the world to arrange it's schedule for you, or you can get up, march down to Target, and pay for one of those prepaird cards with REAL cash, like a REAL man.
And then as you're walking out, the clerk smiling at you and thinking about how she just served one of the most masculine men ever to walk the face of this earth, you'll stop in front of that tiny rubber square, staring at that door in defiance. Then, with one powerful step, that door will succumb to your will, and the way to the exit will be open to you, for you are now a MAN.
And last but most important, this is a trial of patience, and knowing how to manage time. Sure you could stay here and wait on Gpotato to fix their god damn site, complaining about it every ten minutes, OR you could manage your time and do something productive, like going to Target.
Yes, you will probably still have to wait upon your return, but you can at least look back and say that you managed your time wisely, and didn't waste a moment like a child. And then, with all the experience and knowledge you've gained from your trip to Target, you will be able to sit right back down there in that comfy office chair, and withstand the test of patience.
Then finally, after all of these difficult tests and trials of becoming a man, you will be rewarded. Gpotato will fix their site, and you will be able to reap the rewards of your purchase. You will use YOUR prepaid card that you bought with YOUR hard work, time, and cash given to you by your dad, to buy that nice little Flower Hair Wig that you've so long longed for.
Yes, AeroStorm, it will be glorious. You'll march through the streets of Darkon, flowers in your hair, and like the Target clerk, the people of Flyff will watch you go by and think, "There goes the most masculine man to ever log on to Flyff..."
wtf no flyff=no gpots -
06-03-2008, 07:45 AM
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