NOTE: NOT A COMPLETE GUIDE. Still haven't finished, and even when I do, there's a 99% chance you will still be a retarded noob.


The guide on how not to be a noob. Yes, I'm serious. Shut...

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"The RM/Assist/BP isn't holding a stick, it's a sword or something. And why is he wearing stuff not for an assist!?"

I've had 5 people today ask me for buffs on my acrobat today. o_O

I got called a noob today
probably by a noob
because I said his shop was overpriced
and he took it personal and started whispering to me
and I was already fighting monsters when I noticed
he said it wasn't overpriced, just that I didn't have money to pay for them
and I said "you're right, I gave myself away" and he was already giving me tips on how to get money
then I said I was being sarcastic and that I didn't like him
and he called me a noob

but I mean I only replied once for every 5 whispers he sent me
it was funny, I had a good time

Lol nice guide i love this little bit
Just make sure you check the price of things. Same with in trades. Count the zeros.
lols count the zeros. =)

haha wow such a nice guide a pretty guide a good guide lol

Great guide very useful for all the noobs out there. LOL

Did u read the guide ? :O
He said 'Dont talk like that, otherwise they will act like your a noob'
Or ' Typ correctly'.

lolz.

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That guide cracked me up xD Nice, I have the same problem

Me: Logs in
Guy I plvled before: HOMG, ur on DD
Me: O.O Yeah >.>
Guy I plvled before: Plvl meh right naoooo
Me: I have to go .__.

And then I log in again and he says the same thing D:

Lol! Once on my psy (happened when I was a mage) some vaggy came up to me and was like:
I want buffs and I'm like: Okay, great O.O And then he was like: BUFF MEH NOW >< While I was holding a staff .__.

lol! this guide is funny and helpful

I wish everyone would read this.Noobs like the one you described keep me from taking my stick out near flaris

Everything you write in this guide is so true, so many new players do the very thing you have written. Only hopes that these people will take a look at your guide and start behaving proberly....



Hieron hoping that this guide can help flyff to get even better

Lol. Nice guide. Very funny

i did all the wrong thing to do part when i was a total noob in v5 and i was stupid. i did all the WRONG THING TO DO part. except the
Ah, sweet! Someone is selling something you want.

WRONG THING TO DO:

You: "GIVE ME NOW PPIAIZZZZLLZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1"
Guy selling stuff: "Ehm..."
You: "NAO NOB"
Guy selling stuff: "WHAT DID YOU SAY MOM!? YES I CAN COME MAKE DINNER!" *runs*

he really said
yes i can come make dinner *runs*. that actually happen to me o.o probably they stole the yes i can come make dinner *runs* from ur guide XD

Haha, rofl. I like this guide.

I'm still a noob... What to do now?