NOTE: NOT A COMPLETE GUIDE. Still haven't finished, and even when I do, there's a 99% chance you will still be a retarded noob.


The guide on how not to be a noob. Yes, I'm serious. Shut...

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excellent guide!!! I get sick of people asking me to give them stuff or buff them every noob should read this guide and then grow up

I love guild cus people never say noob to me! :O

thank you. some really good tips of how to spell wrong(like a "noob" xD)...

this ish funny

I lol'd

good guide very good to noobs heehehe

LOL I definitely did this when I was a noob. The friend that introduced me to the game was buffing me on her RM and I had no sweet clue what I was doing, so I was like hm those guys look cool... DIE!

then I died and my friend died (laughing at my noobness)

this guide is made of win

Perfect, I was that when i was a noob and i am a noob now, But i say like

" m8 could you buff me?

ROFL this guide is just hilarious and reminds me of some ppl ive seen on my rm and my mage. funniest was when a random noob came up to me mage and started going:

freaky noob: BOOF MI NAO OR IL PK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he probably had more !)

me: ummmmm im a mage, i cant *boof* u. btw wots boof? u trying to say buff?

freaky noob: UR LYING SO GIV MI BAFFS NAOW OR IL REPORT U!

me: rofl freaking noob ok il give u a bath now *casts waterwell*. (1 hit KO)

freaky noob: OMG U NOOB IMA PK U NAO AND U DIDNT SAY UR A MAGE> GO TO HELL AND...... (more or less blah, blah, blah for a few minutes.)

me: rofl catch me if u can *teleports to darkon*

before ppl ask, i was standing there reading wot he was typing cos it was funny watching a noob tantrum, he did eventually pk me... on my new vagrant char. hehehe he didnt know it was me until i told him, rofl he did funny things after but i wont say. Mainly cos ive forgotten it.

lmao nice guide

This guide should be required of people to read before they play the game >.>

lol nice guide D=.

Nice guide LOL

Great job dude.