NOTE: NOT A COMPLETE GUIDE. Still haven't finished, and even when I do, there's a 99% chance you will still be a retarded noob.


The guide on how not to be a noob. Yes, I'm serious. Shut...

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im a more noob in old time O_O ur not the only one

gg wtf.........

if theres any 1 actually looking at this guide to become less noobie....
U FAIL

Hehehehe nice guide!!! lol. XD

now the "Noob Society" will decrease when they read this guide...

they can be really annoying (most of the time)....

NO U.

That was entertaining and informative... I really wish a lot of people would read that... I used to think the most annoying thing I'd ever hear was "Buff please" (and all the horrible variations) but i've learned to HATE "lvl?"

wow....this is so true O.o great guide man its awesome

hahahaha I have a RM and goodness me I get the 'PLSSSSS BUFFF ME' like 245245 times a day lol and random messages from people I don't know telling me to heal them whilst they train?????

Awesome guide mate, hilarious

Heal me plissss and by the way bafffff miii plissssss.

NOOOOOOOOOOOBNESSSSSSSSSSS

rofl just the other day i had a noob come up n ask me for buff n to ress his friend i was like dont u c the t 2 blades n my hand rofl

then that same the y sum noob asked for a ress but said"gt mi up plz" i just typed.........rofl

lol........

Totally awesome guide. In my opinion, it was a TEENSY bit offensive with some words, but that shouldn't matter. :P
I love how you pointed out some noob troubles and that asking for buffs thing. XD
I can really relate, and I'm not even a RM, I'm a bp! o.o
Since I have ress, I had this low leveled person that just randomly added me cause I ressed him before, and he thought we were buddies after that. Then when I was training in darkon, he messaged me and was like:
"Ress me plzz!"
Me: Where are you?
Person: giglebox
Me: I'm in Darkon 3....
Person: ya w/e com res
Me: -gets irritated- I'm not your personal ress-dood and why would I come all the way from Darkon 3 to ress you? >< -deletes off list-

Also, everytime I log on, I have like 10 people (literally) message me (at once too o.o) to plvl them. And they won't drop the subject!

Again, AWESOME GUIDE

This has got to be the best guide ever, period. And yeah, those stupid noobs who come up and just say 'buff' without even an attempt to be polite are the pits. Along with those that come up and say 'i fite u heal m3, k?' then they complain when I don't.

Anyway, sweet as guide and I hope some noobs take the Grammer part to heart...

+rep

wow that was one funny guide but still true

ya the mage suits are blue . . . the assist's are pinkish/cream . . . . they look exactly alike!

and as for the over pricing of items in private shops, the thing that cracks me up the most and i see the most are the dang slippers. why in the world would someone try to buy those (i think) hideous slippers for a mill? wtf ppl they only cost 500 penya!

this guide may be harsh and needs some terminology toned down but it was funny and i liked it.