NOTE: NOT A COMPLETE GUIDE. Still haven't finished, and even when I do, there's a 99% chance you will still be a retarded noob.


The guide on how not to be a noob. Yes, I'm serious. Shut...

Click here to read the entire tutorial

Oh boy...That's funny but sadly if we had any real noobs posting they probably wouldn't read this. You know. Pull the whole TL;DR bull crap. (Too Long ; Didn't Read) But I enjoyed looking at it nonetheless.

Man, you're a genius

LMAO nice you forgot one thing though...those annoying newbs who come by and steal your drops when an agrro monster appears and attacks you so you kill that monster and they steal that lightning card you been wishing to get
other than that great =P

I love you. xD

as an RM.... this makes me giggle/happy.

lul.

I laughed so hard when I read this.

I like it when you tickle me

I like it when I spank you

Yea.. Im a RM too, and everyone come to me and ask:

"BuFf PL0kXZ!"

Firstly i say: "Try it again, some more polite"
But when i aint healing someone, i use the method you use! XD

Some stupid random noob: "BuFf PL0kXZ!"
Me: "What mom? Yes! Dinner seems fine!"

DUDE UR AWESOME

Awesome guide, it makes all the sensible assists happy!

dis gewd gide. I tryz to b beter noob nowzzzzzzz.. BUFFZ PLXxxxxxxXXXXxxxx

If I really ever did that without realizing it... please kill me.

This is cute, don't get me wrong. And for the most part, you're right on target. However... your grammar is a little iffy (mostly in the form of misused punctuation).

But hey, this is meant for the truly irritating among us who deem themselves too important to even take the time to type a coherent message. What are the chances of them noticing?

Awesome & very funny guide ^o^

nice guide especialy the plvl part xD maybe noobs now quit asking me for plvl ><
btw, I am new here and don't know how to rep people, please pm me how to do that than i rep you

greetz,
Whojoo^^