Introduction
Firstly, I should introduce...

To me, Gongs look more like Cows.

lol how the hell is it a cow? @_@

Actually, some of those names are quite commonly used. Starting at watas, to chickens, gongs, shus, and glaphs. It's more what you'd call "high level vocabulary." Haha.

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Watas? You mean Wangs. There's more too. Garbagepider = Trashcan, Syliaca = Fish, and Giant Carrierbomb = Blueman. The others are just shortened versions of the full names.

Hoppre = Bugman

Giant Watangka = Have you guys seen my Giant Wang?

Well, that helps.
Good job Reiko! ;]

Glaphans are like theeeeees big [ ]. Disappointing. They should be theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees big [ ]. Raiiight?

HTML stole your spaces.

In code form:

But yes.

I think Kerns and Glaphans should swap over. Its like:
Kern: Hey dude, I want to be the highest mobs in eFlyFF. Give me that position or I'd steam roll you.
Glaphan: Dude, get the hell away.
Kern: Wtf? -sensoresensoresensored- Yo mama is fat.
-Glaphan goes to Kern area-

Lol. Glaphs look like they're melting too, I say switch them with Risems. Risems (if they got enlarged) are pretty freaky.

No, I mean Watas. I know there are plenty of different knicknames people give them. It was just an example. They are shortened versions of the full names, but one has to know what the hell a Watangka is to know what someone is referring to when they say Wata or Wang. And Giant Carrierbomb = Giant Purple Cube Bastard. Kerns = Rockcandy.

Giant Carrierbomb = Giant Purple Cube Bastard? He's blue! And bastard? He's more generous than Santa Claus.

Kern = Popcorn

I gotta go with purple, here. Not blue.

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