NOTE: NOT A COMPLETE GUIDE. Still haven't finished, and even when I do, there's a 99% chance you will still be a retarded noob.
The guide on how not to be a noob. Yes, I'm serious. Shut up.
Hello. This guide will teach you what to do to end your noobness. Please remember this is somewhat a comedy as well as a guide, so shut up if you think it's retarded D=
Anyways, we will be covering everything from how to ask for buffs, to scams and even extreme use of emoticons. Not only will this help cure your retardity, you will also learn some valuable life lessons.
In your literacy section, you have the following passage.
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One of the biggest signs you are a noob is being illiterate. Walking up to someone and saying, "HI DO U WNAT 2 PT ME CUZ I HV NO PT PLS PT ME" ((Translation: "Hi, do you want to party me? Because I have to party. Please party me?")) makes you a noob. I don't care if you have 35 billion penya in your bank, you're a noob. Plane and simple.
That's the incorrect spelling of plain. This is what I like to call IRRRROOONNNNNY.
Introduction
Not only will this help cure your retardity, you will also learn some valuable life lessons. 
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