STRANGLETHORN VALE, AZEROTH
Today, new World of Warcraft player (a so-called "noob") Garth Petersaaan, of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, was violently "pwned" by a "leet haxxor" in the game World of Warcraft. The criminals proceeded to "gank" and "teabag" the victim's dead body until he was forced to cry himself to sleep, when the killers allegedly ran back into the jungle to hide.
Garth was able to comment for us, saying: "It was out of nowhere. I was just playing my level 12 Blood Elf hunter, xxlegolosrofllolxx and these level seventy hackers came out and ganked me. I got camped for about two hours. I mean it was atrocious, people talk about the holocaust, that shit was nothing compared to the atrocities he committed to my dead computerized self."
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He played as an bloodelf which means that he deserves it.