Yep, we hate Bow Jesters.
I mean, why shouldn't we?
Just look at all the reasons to hate Bow Jesters:
-They're snotty, and think they're too good for the stats STR, STA, and INT. Snotty assholes.
-Their abbreviated name is the same as the abbreviation of 'blowjob,' so every time we talk about them we're reminded of our lonely, empty, and non-existent sex lives.
-Despite their name, the female ones refuse to give us blowjobs.
-They refuse to just fit in and play like they're supposed to, and have these crazy ideas about being unique and special. Mao would be so ashamed of them...
-They only ever buy two sets. Penny-pinching snots...
-They just plain look evil:
-They wear cowboy hats sometimes. Just like the guys from Brokeback Mountain.
The
GAY ones.
Seriously, BJ's are
Gay Banditos.
-Half of them have the word 'Ranger' in their name.
They're liars.
-They level faster than us, and everyone knows the golden rule: If someone levels faster or performs overall better than you, whine your ass off until they get banned, cause no one is supposed to be better than you in any way.
-They kill Ringmasters, and we all know Ringmasters are innocent, humble, god-loving saints.
-100% of BJ's are white. Not a single one is black. Is that possibly because...THEY'RE RACIST??
And most importantly:
-THEY USE BOWS. Those faggots are using a weapon they're not supposed to, and they stole it from their brethren, the Rangers. Here's how it happened:
As you can clearly see, this is how it all began. But it's not the end, oh no; it's just the beginning. Currently, Bow Jesters are on a campaign to transform the arena into a gay bar. What does this mean, you ask? Well, I'll tell you:
-No skimpy clothing on women. They need to dress stylishly and appropriately. All female characters will be forced to dawn a very protective and THICK layer of armor, followed by wearing a chastity belt.
Knights, since they're already wearing armor, and are all fatties, will be forced to wear an iron mask, as well as wear a strap-on 24/7
-No females....which kinda defeats the purpose of the clothing guidelines for them BUT SEE?!?! This plan is both diabolical
AND illogical! Further proof that Bow Jesters aren't fit to rule flyff, and thus we musn't let them take over.
-The new feature where the losing character in a duel bends over? BJ's did it.
-The NPC in the arena will no longer say "Why don't you preprare yourself before you has some battle?"
But rather...
"Spoon with me."
-Male characters will be banned from wearing armor.
Knights must take one viagra pill ever 12 hours.
-Santa transies become 'Naked Santa' transies.
-Losha transies become 'Respectable 48-year-old Businesswoman Laura' transies.
-Windfield now causes all male characters to moan.
-Y'know that "Manlyman21 sent you a cheer message of friendship" message you get? BJ's want the "of friendship" part removed, thus calling your sexuality into question every time you get cheered by another man.
- HoP? Hit of Penya, you say? More like,
HOMOSEXUALLY OFFENSIVE PENIS!!
Don't you all understand now??
The killing of the saintly, god-loving Ringmasters...
The refusal from female BJ's to give us blowjobs...
The stealing of items from the most fashionable class ever...
The similarity to cowboys. GAY cowboys...
The going into DI and appearing behind you just before giving surprise Buttsecks.
Clearly, Bow Jesters are on a campaign to gay up all of flyff, and as triplewatto of Youtube says,
Quote:
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You're mistaken, dafttool. Regardless your profession, there is no evidence of homosexual behavior in animals. There have been biased studies by homosexual-friendly groups grasping at straws, but nothing that would stand up to peer review. As for gays, you are even more wrong. Gays make up less than one half of one percent of men, and far less that in women. Their numbers ebb and flow over the course of a civilization, growing greatly shortly before the collapse of that civilization.
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Can't you see? It's us, or them. If we continue to allow them to gay things up with their rodeo fetishes and money shots, our civilization will FALL. A.K.A....
FLYFF.
So we need to stop them, and here's how you can help.
-Vote for George Bush. God bless this man, who neglected the country and focused on the REAL issues: Oil, to help power our big, manly Trucks, and gay marriage, and how to ban it for eternity.
-Females: wear skimpy outfits.
If you're a female knight and therefore bulky and unattractive, just make yourself more avaliable.
-Whine to Xagel, feeLz, and Aeonsoft.
A LOT.
-Pray.....'cause.
-Ride a hoverbike. Cause then no one will question your masculinity.
-Ringmaster: Give everyone protect. Perhaps it can at least save SOMEONE who gets jumped by a Bow Jester.
-Write your local congressman.
-Be a mercenary, cause everyone knows mercenaries are incapable of being gay.
And most importantly....
KILL BOWJESTERS
Even if it means letting that Ele faggot live so he can deliver the final blow on one, let him do it. You can call him a fuk aoer later to get back at him, but letting a BJ get away makes God cry....And then it rains.......
MEN! 
UPDATE, MAY 22nd:
BROTHAS AND SISTAZ I HAVE URGENT NEWS!!! ;O
The gaydom that is BJ's is spreading faster than I thought, and I have proof! Look at this thread:
http://www.flyffworld.com/forums/t89793/
Here we have a once honorable and respectable anti-BJ activist suddenly defending them and kissing their asses! THE BJ'S HAVE TURNED THIS MAN GAY!! They were able to turn an anti-BJ activist totally homo in just a 72 hour period of time.
Who among you will be next?! If the strongest of us can be so easily consumed by the dark side, WHOOO among you will be next?!
We must ACT, brothas and sistaz! The time has come where we act, or we have gay buttsecks, and I dunno about you, but I choose to ACT!
TO ARMS, BROTHAS AND SISTAZ, TO ARMS!!!
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05-21-2008, 06:47 AM
