The idea of Hazel fleeing is amusing to me. Also I think I owe all the people who have been active here in the last 3 hours a non photoshoped cat ear picture when I feel better.
I haven't quite been myself since New years. I'm still quite charming and sociable but only when people are actually here. Even yesterday though, I was just not on my A-game.
And today? "Please call me today-<3" What kind of weak ass shit is that?
I am the Musashi! No man can tame me though many may try! My illusions of grandeur are shattered!